Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you win again, gameday.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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