it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
either way he was missing a nipple.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
