remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Do vagina's smell?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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My liver is preforming stress tests.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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