let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
operation harelip BJ is a go
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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