Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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