I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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