Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
