So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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