my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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The best revenge is premature balding
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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