how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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