So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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