This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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