i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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