Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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