I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
How's work?
Spinning.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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