i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices