Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...