elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
try to milk me bitch
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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