I want to walk on stilts...naked
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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