i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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