the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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