i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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