yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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