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(727): View more from Florida

I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.

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(804): View more from Virginia

He likes Jesus. Game over.

(804): View more from Virginia

Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.

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(315): View more from New York

Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I am not being the messenger for your booty call.

(250): View more from British Columbia

I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.

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(940): View more from Texas

If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.

(1-717): View more from Pennsylvania

...ew

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