dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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