well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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