Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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