HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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