My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Where are you guys?
Drunk
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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