We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
ok first of all what the fuck
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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