i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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