Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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