too bad you live with your parents still
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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