Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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