singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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