So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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