I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
