Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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