By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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