Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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