you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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