Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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