I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I skipped work to stalk him.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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