He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
