we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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