So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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