I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize