im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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