I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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