I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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