I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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