man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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