porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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