Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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