My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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