she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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